Night Before Christmas.
(ghetto Parody.)
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Twas the night before
christmas, and all through
the hood; not a cracker
was stirring.
(not even eastwood.)
The meth-lab was
built by the chimney
with care; in hope
that the fumes would
not strike up a flare.
The children all hid
beneath dirty old sheets,
afraid to make noise,
lest their asses get beat.
And I in my boxers,
and ma in her cap,
had just settle down
for a nice hit of crack.
When all of a sudden
there came such a bang,
that I ran from the room,
saying what the f?ck?..dang!
Down Through the Chimney
Like a crazy ass fellow,
came that Jolly Elf Burning
like a Crispy Marshmallow.
He ran tripped through the
House screaming "What the
Hell Dude?"
But From my mouth only
came:" I pay good stamps
for that Food!"
He knocked the lab over,
and set it aflame, and I
swear that no Christmas
was ever this lame.
Then Up Through the
Chimney he returned
double fast; screaming:
I'll get you for This,
Kiss My Jolly Red Ass!
j.s.h.
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